0 "Uhm, was your bathroom tagged 20 minutes ago?"
1 "What? No!"
0 "Well it is now"
1 "Alright everybody out!"
0 "Do I have permission to run people out?"
1 "Yes, there a few people that can stay though"
0 "Okay, I'll figure out who they are"
Stuff happens, people leave. Only a couple people left.
1 "Oh my god someone tagged my bathroom! It looks like shit!"
0 "It's okay, I've seen this happen before, you have white walls, it'll be easy to cover up"
After everyone else is out, 1 crashes in her bed, 0 gets his coat out of her closet, checks on her, and is about to leave.
0 "Dude lock the door behind me"
2 "Yeahhhh.. yeah man... you're a ridiculously nice guy... you know that?"
0 "Yeah, it is ridiculous. Lock the door behind me okay?"
2 "Huh? Oh.. Yeah man.."
2 is drunk off his ass and is supposed to pass out on the couch.
0 leaves and stands outside talking to some people.
People who left and aren't aware the party is over try to come back while 0 is still outside, 2 didn't lock the door, of course.
0 "Hey hey! Party is over dude!"
0 "Do you live here? No? Okay go somewhere else then!"
1 comes out of her room to see 0 herding people out (again).
3 "Hey, what happened? Sorry I got here late."
1 starts crying on 3.
0 looks at 2.
0 "I thought I told you to lock the door."
2 "I tried man... I tried.."
0 "It's okay. It's all good. Just chill."
2 "I tried.. they just came in.."
0 "It's okay, forget it, its all good"
0 goes to leave, asks 1 if she's okay.
1 "Yeah, my mom is coming to pick me up, I'm just upset. I want to go to my mom's and sleep."
0 "Cool, take care, it'll be okay."
Suddenly some weird fucker comes in the back door (apparently also not locked by anyone).
4 "WHERES THE KOREAN?"
1 "Uhh?"
3 "Korean?"
0 "Party is over, we don't know a Korean, everybody left, you need to leave."
4 "I'M WITH THE ITALIANS, WHERES THE KOREAN"
3 "What korean?"
1 "Everybody left.."
0 "I don't care who you're with, you're leaving now, there is no Korean, everyone left."
4 "WHERE IS HE?"
0 "There is no Korean, leave, everyone is gone."
0 keeps walking towards 4 until he leaves out the back door. 0 picks up a broken chair leg and locks the door behind 4.
0 "I'm going to fuck this guy up if he tries to get back in here."
0 goes back to 1, 2, and 3.
0 "I'm not leaving until I'm sure you're safe"
1 "Mom's coming to pick me"
0 "Okay, I'll walk you out when she gets here"
1 "Thanks"
3 "What the fuck was up with that guy?"
0 "Dunno. I wasn't worried though, that dude had my back"
0 points to 2 half passed out on the couch.
2 "Yeah man.. I'd fuck him up.. Yeah.."
0 "See? I was all good."
1's mom shows up.
0 "Lock the door for real this time, okay?"
2 "Yeah man.."
0 "Right."
3 "Is the back door locked?"
0 "Go check it"
3 "Sure"
0 walks 1 out, gives her a hug. Waves as she leaves.
0 calls his dad to tell him how drunk and pissed off at shit he is, and walks 2 miles home at 2am past a graveyard.
It was a good night.
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True story, happened to me last night.
Details and names removed to protect the guilty.
- Mood:
Shocked - Listening to: NIN, VAC, 16 Volt
- Reading: HP Lovecraft
- Watching: The movie that is my life
- Playing: Like I just don't care
- Eating: My foot
- Drinking: The good stuff